I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
now i know why i became what i already was.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
