Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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