Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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