do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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