I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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