He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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