honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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