ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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