im gay
i know
yea but for you.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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