And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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