I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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