Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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