I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He did a backflip because drugs
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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