They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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