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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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