He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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