So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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