we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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