It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I love how my cats smell like pot.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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