sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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