I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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