I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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