that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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