So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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