He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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