I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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