i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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