Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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