They should really pass out barf bags in church
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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