So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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