Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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