How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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