Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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