Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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