Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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