The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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