Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
