Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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