dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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