My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Randomize
