D3 body, D1 cock
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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