even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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