My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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