check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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