Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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