I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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