Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
