I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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