found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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