There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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