Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."