Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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