margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I love black thongs
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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