On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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