Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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