What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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