We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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